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[Edward Calvinson Q&A]

It's not without it's charm

Your mic kinda sucks because it was all fuzzy sounding. In fact, it sounds like you were farting all the words. Get a better mic. And you need to draw better.

[Santa Claus Is Dead]

Ten's all around, baby!!!

Yeah!!! Fucking rock, Evil Dave!!!! You got that goth rock kinda thing going on and I think that's great. By the way on Napster they have Santa Claus is dead by Sam I Am. So you can get it from there. I went to your site and you said that you couldn't find it anywhere. Personally I think it was better that you sang it yourself because nobody gives a shit about people who steal other people's music and shit like that. And no, you don't sing TOO bad. Oh yeah, for a laugh, check back on this list of comments and look for EvilTurtle on page 2. Then take a look at some of the movies HE crapped out. It kinda made me chuckle when he was commenting on my movie, "Crazy Postal Guy-R.T.B.A." YOU CAN SHOOT A FUCKING HELICOPTER DOWN WITH A SHOTGUN!!!! So anyway, take care of your bad self. This movie has made me a fan now. I'm gonna check out that dancing aborted fetus at your site now. Bubbye.
-Jordan

[Sticks Among Us 3]

It's a good thing I don't use headphones anymore

The movie looked O.K. but the sound made it turn into shit. Fuck you. Eat a bowl of dicks and fuck off.

[will you suck my...]

You don't really have to censor the word Cock.

I didn't even see your movie yet. It just pissed me off that you censored the word COCK. Along with COCK, you can also use the words FUCK, DICK, BITCH, ASSHOLE, CUNT, AIDS, SHIT, HELL, DAMN, FAGGOT. Y'know. Just wanted to say that. I just saw the movie now. It's pretty damn funny. But it's not really synched right. It's great though. It sounds like you got it from a radio commercial. In fact, I loved it. Do it again. it's wonderful. This is AWESOME!!!! DUDE!! That guy got pretty pissed off. Prank phone calls should be up here more often. Thanks, you made my day.

[Inkjet - Aphex Twin]

I'm glad it's over

I've never actually seen a movie that hurts. This hurts physically and emotionally. You wasted over a minute of my life with this shit. I could have spent that time going into the kitchen to get a knife to STAB myself for even thinking that this could be a good movie. Actually, I think you should do the same thing. You asshole.
-Sinical

[High Noon~the Legend]

Perfect in every way

This was just like a real black & white western that they used to show back in the day, plus it looks like you did your homework because back then, the only color besides grayscale actually was red. It sucks that you didn't get any help in making this cartoon, I mean, story and animation is a bitch. Well anyway, I've been on this crash diet sort of thing for almost a week now, pretty much just not eating anything and if I do eat something it's in really small portions. Well, at 2 in the morning (an hour ago) I woke up and ate some potato chips with dip and a bigass block of chocolate. The whole thing was around 50 grams of fat and now I think I'm going to gain back all the weight I lost. If it wasn't for all the drugs I'm taking, I don't know if I'd even have any hope. Somehow, I think I might have overdosed because now it's 20 minutes to 4 and I don't think I'll be sleeping. Plus, my stomach feels like it's going to collapse on itself. I did take 5 different types of drugs. Oh well. I'd better quite writing this review and start my normal routine of exercising. I'll try not to eat anything but salad for the next week. It's the only way. It's the ONLY way...
-Sinical

[Crazy Bob + Cyborgs Part1]

You've done well

This is what NG is all about. Kickass stories that are kinda long and don't take long to load, with an actual plot. In fact, this makes me even want to make the follow-up to Crazy Postal Guy and the Right To Bear Arms, which will be, The Right To A Trial. By the way, the Jerky Boys "you kick my dog" joke was perfect.

[Elvis gets sick. v1.1]

what?

Geez, I didn't know elvis could speak swahili.

[Mission Improbable 2]

Shit

Gee, when I first heard the opening music I thought it was going to be another "dick in the booty" movie. After seeing the steaming pile it really is, I almost wish it was a dick and booty movie. For shame.

[Fred G. goes to Wal-mart.]

fuck you alot

The only funny thing was the picture of the black guy in jail so I gave you a 1. You should be happy.