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ALL MY 10 R BELONG TO THIZ!!!

That was the best thing I have ever seen. This housl be the best movie anyone has ever seen. I would watch it all day and all night but unfortunately I have to sleep and eat and go to the bathroom sometimes. Much fun.

Bomb-Clock responds:

You can eat sleep and poop while watching!

You know what I hate?

I hate it when you're going to see a movie for the firs time, and then you goto read the reviews, and yo only gt up to te frst one, and they blow the whole picture for you. I knew that would happen, so I saw the movie before reading the reviews. Sucks... but the movie was great. Because someone didn't BLOW the movie for me this time.

Insighfully rhythmatic. Jesus loves rubes!

I found that peice to be melodic and soothing. I am already fond of the website, mainly for the gallery of truth, but the humor was pleasingly transferred into an animated masterpeice. I admit that you ought to learn flash and get some more skill, but this is a nice attempt at getting your message across. You are a win man.

Good, though I don't think it's really your's.

I think you stole this movie from that guy. You know who I'm talking about. It's tha uy with the weird name that made the "Big Mistake" series and "I Like to Beat Things with my Bat". If you didn't, then I commend you. The score is a little low either way.

Terrible

The moaning sound was enough to make me want to put a bullet between my eyes.

Nice and cute.

It was cute. Maybe a little bit too cute. But that's okay. I really liked this one, but I'm afraid I liked the Razoric version better. Mainly because it brought the elements of drama in there and the music fitted alot more with the whole atrocity of war thing. And also that one had a thicker plot. I'm not putting you down, just saying I liked the other one better. Randy Solem, you have competition. You and Razoric make excellent rivals.

Randy-Solem responds:

A plot you say? I didn't even know this had an ounce of plot! Who cares about a video game parody plot anyway? Do you watch pornos for the plot! Hell know! You watch them for the quality of the acting! And me and Razoric are not rivals, we are a team...and the day we become rivals, uhhh...nothing will happen.

Fucking awesome. Can't even explain it.

I actually watched this two days ago, and it made me go out and buy the new Spineshank CD and I am listening to that song right now actually. Everything about this was great. The violence, the sex, the freaking drama, everything. I love it. Rock and Roll forever, motherfucker.

Very awesome.

I don't really approve too highly of having your mom do that voice in your movie. In fact, I don't really approve of anyone's parents helping them out in their work. You must not feed the corporate menace. However it was a very funny movie, and the humor is mature yet juvenile at the same time. I enjoyed this very much. You've inspired me.

I'm first!!!!!

That was pretty funny. I like those kinds of flash movies that are just a bunch of weird stuff that doesn't make sense. The large file size would account for not compressing that sound file, though. But that song was cool. What was it?

Inim responds:

I dunno.
Lol.

Very nice. Good moral.

I really liked the cherubic simplicity of the guard in the forest compared to the evil horrific expression in the clown's face as he crept upon that man. A short, simple, and well done movie.

Me: Dave, if we don't start making funny, high-quality, and life affirming animation that gets us recognized, we are going to be stuck working at Wal Mart for the rest of our lives! Dave: We're Doomed...

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