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[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

Oh really?

If you go on here and rate movies all the time, why are you only level one, BETHY?!?!

Umm.. way to make that great movie. Yep, great stuff. You got some talent. I think.

At least you have good taste.

[R.I.P Tony Danza]

I wonder what it's like to fuck in outer space....

I know Tony Danza isn't really dead. It's amazing how many people believed you. You're fucked up, but I like you. If men learn how to have babies, I'm going to name my girl NOOOOO0

NOOO0 responds:

You guys says the nicest things...
*dabs tears*
*dies of the fuck*
ENJOY

[No Remorse]

Very nice show

You must have seen the music video for freak on a leash because you did a good job of showing the bullet flying through the air just like in the music video. I thought it was going to be the song "Wake Up" because that song more relates to this kind of thing. I didn't know you liked korn. Well, rock on. I like it.

[Gore's Invention]

What good flash is all about

The guys sounded just like from the show, and since you used Mindless Self Indulgence, you get an instant *5* from me. They are my favorite band after all. Only problem is that you didn't lip sync it really good, but that's ok.

[Life]

Ok I guess.

That's not eminem, it's dido. Eminem doesn't sing like that, and if he did, he would be called "Feminem."

[Spiderman Vs Venom]

Kewl

Graphics were an 8 because spiderman kicks the ass out of all the other superheroes out there.

Sound was 6 because some of the music was played sort of staticky and stuff. It ain't perfect, but it's good. The disco music sounded really right for the scene, and Papa Roach is just damn cool.

Interactivity was 0 because you don't have to do anything. But sometimes it's a good thing because we don't want to have to do stuff, we just want to watch a damn game and enjoy ourselves without pressing a stupid button.

Style was a 7 because video game movies are great. It would have been higher, but I see alot of 'em. I mean, you did a good job of it, but eh it's worth a 7.

Violence was 0 because nobody gets hurt or anything. Instead they dance and play and be good to each other, which is what video games SHOULD be. Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to kill people in video games and if we could just dance the enemies away and throw disco parties? Unreal Tournament would need another friggin' patch though, and it would be a pain in the ass to download that.

Humor was 6 because it was funny, but too short. I laughed at how Carnage was jumping around. Especially when he said his dialogue (I don't want to spoil it for anyone). It was funny.

So overall you get an 8 because it was cool. Video game movies are always short and fun. Keep up the good work!

[One Day in Nintendoland]

Malo means "awful" in Spanish.

The movie was ok I guess. I just wanted to point that out in my one line summary.

DanMalo responds:

"Malo" means BAD. As In One BAD-ASS MUTHA' FUCKA!!! ....or not.

[Humanzilla Round 2]

Wow

I think Kamikazer over there said it best. I really love those long reviews that bash the shit out of the author instead of the movie. We should be able to vote on other people's reviews. I'd give it a 10

[Stick Slayer: Episode Two]

It's a good movie

But is it worth it? I mean, to you. When you make a good movie, all anyone ever wants anymore is for you to make more of them. And as we all know, that is a super pain in the ass. Movies are a bitch to make, and I should know. All they ever tell you is to make more movies, and I'm sure that you would probably rather they do something for YOU instead. I just hope you know what you're getting yourself into.

[Keegan's Truck 4, Part 2]

That was a pleasure to watch

Wow, I think that the combined time it took for me to watch the both of those movies must have been around 18 minutes. That was truly an experience. But if the present takes place only 3 years after keegan came out of the chamber, why does he look so old? Well anyway, it was great. But what happened to that bartender with the one eye, because she was kinda cool. I liked how her hands weren't attatched to her body. And will Keegan ever find a way to end the war against Canada? Furthermore, who is now in charge of Canada now that the weird hat people aren't in charge anymore? These questions and more will probably be answered if you wanna do another one of these movies, but this must have really been a pain in the ass anyway. Well, keep up the good work.