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[Damnation Full Intro]

Hey, I really like Doom too.

This movie just wasn't really all that special, and I read the first and second DOOM books, and I thought that they were sort of lacking in... everything. But you did what you could do, so I say Kudos for animating the story.

Flat-line responds:

Heh, thanks for the review. Though the only thing I based in my movie on the books was the names, I rather stick with the original plot of the game ;)

[Kung Fu Phil]

ANDY D*CK

Let me be the first to say that the credits were pretty funny too. Especially when you wrote his name as "ANDY D*CK." That joke works on many levels. I really think that you should give yourself more credit, because I thought that this was pretty darn good. Poor Poor Ernest.

[The Japanese Pokerap 2]

Unbelievable

Dude, if you ever need someone to push you out of the way of a speeding car, just call me and I'll try to get there in time. Seriously, you are my fucking hero. It feels weird praising someone who is almost 4 years younger than me, but god damnit, you deserve it. How do you do this stuff?!?! I mean, this work is so good that it is advertised on STILEPROJECT for cryin' out loud!

[Tenacious D karate]

Horrendous Execution

If you are doing a music video, you must stream the sound so that it synchs with the movie. Otherwise the entire song will play while the movie is stuck on one part, loading it. YOu really do have a long way to go.

[goldilocks 2]

You must be a witch or something.

I don't see how anyone could possibly possess as much talent as you do. I'm really amazed. They should have had your guy in the Portal Fighter Game. I'd be pissed if I were you. Fucking fantastic, man. You seem like you'd be pretty cool to just hang out with.

[German Post Pornography]

Now I see why I lost the top 5 to this

Because this really really was funny. It was short, to the point, and hilarious. I was afraid to watch it around people.

[The Worst Movie Ever]

It's an accurate look at awful fucking movies.

Yes, yes, awful fucking movies. If this was made this year, it would have had something to do with Osama in there, but this movie takes place back in the days before 9-11, when life was just a little bit less stressful. Everything was fine, except you forgot to point out the obvious fact that mute sticks who speak in text are essential to making a shitty movie. I mean, you did that, but you didn't point that out. In a way, since you didn't point that out, that made the movie even worse. Also, you should have made the text harder to read so that it could truly be a nauseous experience. Well, that's just me, and I'm just a psychotic insomniac with invisible head lice and I thought Norm's eyes were following me so what does my opinion mean anyway?

[Mystic Island 4]

It was just what I wanted.

Though, I did submit a movie on the same day that you did, and I lost out to GI JOE pornography or something. It's not fair. I put so much time and effort into The Family House and only 34 people bothered to vote on it. I feel robbed. Fucking robbed. It's not a terrible cartoon. I thought it was great, and other people thought it was good too. But now no one will ever see it and it's the faults of those bastards who submit their movies and then vote zero's on all of the other movies so that they will get higher scores than them. I HATE NEWGROUNDS!!!!!! But I love your movie. Hell, I'd be more than willing to work on a joint project with you.

[SPAR - customer always ri]

I'm glad I watched that.

I really like that random kind of insane humor where stuff just flies out of nowhere and hits you in the sac, but in a way that feels good. I also like morons and bright colors. The drawings and the music were great too. I especially just liked that one dude who just stood there pissed all the time with that shirt that says "Fuck you" because he reminds me of pretty much everyone I used to know in New Jersey. And you also put me in the credits, so I thought that was nice. ^_^

[M&M: The Bitch - BETA]

You hate eminem. Lemme guess... icp fan?

Well, you tried. You did try. And the animation wasn't that bad. I think a four is fair. The audio quality was kind of crappy, so I think you should have used subtitles.