Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Redneck Attack!]

aha!

You really ought to dress up as Tom Green for halloween. If not sooner. I guess you and him just have a face for TV or something.

[Pilot Crash]

3 is ok.

I sort of feel bad for you, since you made it to turd of the week. Hey, at least that other guy didn't get the title again. THanks for breaking his streak. THat's why I gave you a 3. YOur movie needs help.

[Stamper: TBWCW]

Hey, here's an idea

Since Will made us laugh so much with his cartoons, and he did actually MAKE IT TO THE NUMBER ONE SPOT IN THE PORTAL, don't you think it's time that we forgive him finally? Instead of holding a grudge, we should learn to accept that what he did was kinda stupid, and get over it. Hell, my grandpa died last year of cancer, and my grandma had to get a whole bunch of stuff removed. Oh yeah, my great grandma DIED because of it. But you know what? I GOT OVER IT. So please, all of you, try to forgive him. It's over. It's done. Now let's please drop the subject.

[Keeblur: The Big Spoof]

Fucking Garbage

Grow up. If it wasn't for Will Stamper, you wouldn't even have that movie to make a parody of in the first place. You also wouldn't have street life. Ok, you were sad because you thought he was dead. Now that you're alive, you're pissed off. What, do you WANT him to die? Would it make you HAPPY if our newgrounds favorite actually WAS dead? I can't believe people actually get pissed off when they find out bad news isn't really bad news. Instead of being pissed off, you should be relieved that it WAS just a joke. So Fuuuuuuuccckkk yooouuuu!!!!

[To Hell With The Stickme]

a 2 for you

Well, since I made my movie and everyone hated it and gave it zeroes, I figured that I could never really do such a thing to anyone else... again. I think the thing about my movie Dehydrated Mexicans was that it pissed so many people off that they voted it down and didn't really care about the aspects of it. If something pisses someone off, they vote it low. That's the way it goes. Oh yeah, and that remark about terd of the month? hahahahahah, that was funny. Whoever said that, I just want to say that was hilarious. heheh, terd of the month. Keep up the good... umm... keep up the..... ok, just work.

[The Hero]

I think I'm gonna nut!

Holy SHIT. This is sooooo flash noir that it's like.... no, I can't even really put this in a category. Everything about this was pefect. The music selection, the expressions on the guy's face... that suprise ending.. All of it. Fuck, I don't want to talk about the specific parts of the movie because I actually don't want to spoil it for others. Every second of watching this was intense and gripping action, and the only kind of stuff you find like that on newgrounds these days are in movies like "Do Not Wank" or "Brittney Spears Naked" or something lame like that. Thank you for bringing a little bit of action and suspense to this place. Oh, and the black and white gave it a great "film noir" feel to it.

[Moonwalker (VGDC Flick)]

Randly Solem is the MAN!!

Well, I'm not really going to say it was "The funniest" or "The sickest" or "The most disturbing" because I've seen other stuff like this. Actually, well, most of newgrounds is this kind of stuff. Still Randy, you do have a certain, how do you say this,..."Gene se qua" about your movies. They're always short, funny, and whimsical if you ask me. I thought it was funny how you put bubbles in Mario's jumpsuit. I don't think anyone else really got that. Hell, maybe it was unintentional. I just notice these things alot. Well anyway, it's always a pleasure seeing a VGDC on the top 5 of the day because it sort of gives newgrounds a "hearty, homely, familiar" feeling. And you're right. Michael Jackson probably never DID go through puberty.

Randy-Solem responds:

About, Mario's overalls on Bubbles...that's the way the little ass scratcher appears in the game, but uh..yeh...I made him to match Mario...yeh that's it..but thanks for the compliments!

[Aliens Attack]

Wow. You sure didn't try.

The only cool part about it were the subliminal messages.

[NG Sticks]

Mello Yello

Those two guys kinda look like Tom Fulp and Ross if you think about it. Actually, that's who I thought it was when I first saw it. Is that what you were going for? Was that intentional or just sort of a thing that happened and you didn't really know it?

redfxdotnet responds:

NO... just a regular guy and an ugly guy. I don't want to insult Ross!
If I drew the NG crew you'd know it... those are not exatly... uhh.. my best drawings.. hehe

[Mario's night with bowser]

the coins aren't weird.

In response to what that other dude wrote, I think the coins were thrown at mario because bowser was paying him for head. Mario doesn't suck dick for free, ya know.

flashjunke responds:

damn straight he dont! especialy not turtle dick. anyway, thank you for clearing this up for some people... The ending was slurred somewhat, and it wasnt all made clear, and I'd like to appologize for that too. This will be fixed in the remake/sequal.