Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bogeymen]

Very nice - A deviation from the standard.

I liked the style of this movie most of all, because not only is it one of the most rarely used genres in Newgrounds to date, but it is also the most fun to read along with. Sure, there was no actual violence to be seen so you may catch some flak from those bloodthirsty neanderthals who just want to see heads ripped off every five seconds. However, for the well-read, sophisticated, intelligent, horror psychos like myself, I found this peice to be something to be proud of... however, there was no animation and the whole thing didn't really have a conclusion or an ending so I just voted 3.

[Mr. T Vs Gargamel]

Hey, what's that over there?

That was all great. I liked the suprise ending there, and I didn't mind the file size because I use a cable modem. Sure, it did move slowly in some parts, but it was a good solid story, nonetheless. There's room for improvement, so keep at it.

[Ghost Motel 3]

Not bad, in fact I like it.

I think you really might be the only female on newgrounds who makes movies and who actually contributes to the portal and who really keeps up with everything. I give you major kudos for being a female writer, for writing a pretty decently intelligent story, and of course, for being a minority in this NG thing. The movie was good. Not great, but good. The artwork just doesn't seem to be original enough, and there were some parts that seemed to really drag on and on, making the story move too slowly. The voice quality wasn't so great either, but I'm not trying to insult you. I'm trying to tell you what you are doing wrong, so that you can use this advice to do better next time.

Violet-AIM responds:

Okay thanks for the constructive criticism. I'll do the best with what skills I have and try to improve where I can.

[GJC Wars-Episode 1 V.3]

Learn how to use flash BEFORE you make a movie.

The intro was way too long, the movie was boring, and the animation and art was pretty rushed. At least learn tweens, or learn how to increase the framerate. I'll admit that some of my movies are pointless and stupid, but at least they look semi-decent. I've never ever recieved Terd of the Week, so that is something to be proud of.

[Mario Vs. Mario Paint]

Pretty Entertaining

Short, but doesn't have to be long. I liked it, but it's nothing really special. It's deserving of the 3 - 4ish area.

[The Dudes Ep 2]

I really like Resevoir Dogs, too.

But I just couldn't watch the entire movie. I made it up to the donuts guy announcing the dance contest, and I just had to say "Look, I don't HAVE to watch this if it brings me pain when I see it." I think you should improve the style of the characters, work on background designs, use more gradients, and use more music to set atmosphere. You also need a new microphone and better voice actors. Avoid long pauses of silence, and don't tween so much. Have more action, a bit more weirdness, and I dunno, just make it look like something you'd want to watch yourself. I know my movie The Family House sucks. You don't have to tell me.

BonedBunny responds:

You closed it at the wrong bit dude! Theres another Resivoir dogs scene and something funny just at that very bit! I will be putting a special edition of The Dudes 2 on NG sometime this month.

[2002 - 24: Entire Series]

Amazing

Besides all of those Xiao Xiao movies, this is the first film I've ever seen to feature sticks in 3D. The cinematography was great, and I loved the noir style of it. I didn't particularly care for that annoying tapping sound that plays throughout the entire thing, and I have to say that the alternate endings were too short to really have any kind of significance. Great stuff.

EliteNewbie responds:

i love noir, i am actually in the production of a noir film... watch out for it "REWIND"

[Stick day 1944(preview)]

Very not good

Come on, it didn't go anywhere, and the movie was too short to have a soundtrack. If you at least made the music stop when the movie stopped, then the filesize wouldn't be half as large as it is. Learn how to make a damn movie.

cheaterx51 responds:

Ok ok.

Thank you

:D

*cheaterx51*

[MK: Outtakes]

Tens across the board

Cyrax's movie made me cry with laughter. Everyone just seemed so happy in that one. Sheeva's movie left me confused because I've never seen The Ring. Is that what it was a reference to? Anyway, you would have been better off leaving in the part in Stryker's movie, because alot of us here at Newgrounds really DO want to see that. Still, you deserve straight 10's. And yes, the sound lagged on my computer. Even in High Quality.

[Deep Fried, Live! Ep 6]

This really deserves a 10 but

Well, I'm really sorry but it just wasn't really interesting. The animation, art, vocal work, it was all great. It just didn't have alot of funny parts, and my attention was wavering because I realized that this is an educational cooking show, and it really is supposed to teach us how to cook things. I'm sorry, it just.. wasn't interesting. I wanted to give you a 10, really I did. I voted 4. Keep on trucking.