Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Slim Anus]

So everything isn't your's.

So you admit that this is just blatant plagiarism. If you don't know how to do flash, you could try and, I dunno, LEARN it? I know that not alot of people really have the time to learn, but they have the time to make shitty flash movies. I don't understand how you could spend a day making a shitty movie, but not spend 3 hours taking some tutorials.

[Juggalo Movies]

No such thing as one good icp related movie.

It's obvious that ICP is brainwashing, hypnotising, and raping your minds into thinking about only them, all the time, 24-7. Don't you see it too? Can you speak to a single "Juggalo" without hearing a cuss word? Do they always want to talk to you like they are pissed off at you? And how come their movies are about stickmen or they have stolen graphics? All they want to do is make hypnotic music that causes you to just go out and obtain all of their cd's, comics, tapes, skateboards, gold chains, silver chains, shirts, pants, ties, sweaters, jerseys, lighters, bumper stickers, hood ornaments, and crystal chains. IT'S A FUCKING CULT, YOU MORONS!!! Cults make you give them all of your money so that you can be a part of them and do what they wish. They already have that board game that commands you to do what they say. Gathering of the Juggalos is just some big calling to get all of you cultists together in their godless ceremony of soft drinks and semi naked girls. ICP does NOT care about you people. They just want to rape you for all the money you've got so that you can make yourselves look like fools and give up your God for their imaginary "Joker's Card" gods. I should know. I used to BE you, until my cd's were taken away in a trade and I could finally open my eyes and break away from their spell. Believe me, back in the day, I would have taken 77 bullets in the heart for them because I believed that they cared for me. But they don't. They just want to use you. I wish you could see. Open your fucking eyes. Whoops, I said "fuck."

[J kills em....FEMINEM]

Is this supposed to be a crack at ICP fans?

This makes fans of ICP look retarded and hyperactive with anger management problems. The reason Eminem is so popular is because he has some sort of intelligence to his music, and it comes together in a way that is enjoyable and not EMBARASSING to hear. God.. I can't believe I used to actually like that icp garbage. I thought that the songs were kind of funny and I also thought that they sounded kinda catchy. Thanks for reminding me of why I hate and get nauseous every time I see you "ass jugglers" making movies or spitting your idiotic "goth rapcore" words. This is newgrounds. You don't have to try to put up a fake phisod here. If you don't know what a phisod is, look it up. It's not that hard. Even those of you who can't leave the computer for one second can go to dictionary.com and see it. I'm out of here like icp's heterosexuality.

[depression/korn music vid]

It's very underrated for it's quality

I enjoyed this movie on many different levels. I find it hard to believe that it only has 98 votes and a score of 3.06. It's really worth at least a 3.50. You're probably right about Tom Fulp disliking you. I think he has a problem with me too because I've made about four MDM cartoons and they still haven't even put me in the series section yet. I gave you some humor points because... well.... I'm a sick jerk and I laughed at some of the... well... I hate to say this but I laughed when the song said, "Take me home" and the kid blew his brains out and fell down. Cheese and Christmas, I've got some problems. Why one Earth would anyone find this funny? And those monsters and the x-rays of the guts and all of that graphic stuff reminded me of tool and nin. Very nice indeed. You earned that 5.

[Trek Lovin]

It was great until everything went black

You really should have animated the entire movie instead of having everything go black halfway through. I think that kind of killed it. I hope it was just an accident and that the movie isn't really supposed to do that. If it is an accident, you should fix that and resubmit it.

[Never Piss in Public]

I liked it better when I did it.

Different premise, but it's still kind of like mine. I dunno. You probably just didn't know. But this really wasn't that good.

[Nasty Residents (R.E.)]

Hey, not bad at all.

I was detecting a bit of Monty Python humor in there. I thought it was neat how you were able to get all the different personalities of the characters in there. It seemed original and neat, too. It wasn't just another parody of a video game, like you see usually up here in newgrounds. Very good. The violence was a bit excessive, yes, but not in a sick way or anything. It's not bad. Not bad at all.

[Tales from the Crapper]

C'mon

The joke wasn't original, you saw man pubes, and the dialogue seemed forced. Plus it was only 88k so you can tell that not much effort went into it. With a name like "Tales From the Crapper" I though I'd at least see a parody of my (hate it or love it) Tales From the Dumpster. Oh well.. next time don't show pubes, that just totally killed it.

[DRAGONPARKZ]

Actually, I can do better than "u"

I think that the whole "south park" thing is just to mask that you can't draw. Honestly, this had hardly anything to do with South Park at all, except towards the end. I would suggest that you make up your own style instead of biting off dead pop culture.

[Generic Man Episode 1]

Extremely cool

You're even making me feel like I am out of my league. it's great, considering that the characters aren't exactly the most original looking things. It ran pretty slow too. But it was dramatically intense. My problem is that I can only draw characters, not backgrounds. Oh well. Much kudos for the usage of making the hero work in a fast food restaurant. Come and see Manic Depressive Man, for it is a good movie too, and I made it.