Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MEANWHILE...]

It really couldn't be any better than this

I'm probably the only one who noticed that the sound file used in the south park imitation was actually from an old Cheech and Chong, back when they made records instead of terrible movies. So freakin' sweet.

[Claveman Ep. 1/5]

I wish I was just like you.

Your sense of humor is the best, and so talented too. I wish I had your talent, or if I already have the talent, I wish I had the patience to sit down and make something that good.

[A New Bunny]

Funny because it's true

At first I thought that Mr. Bunny was just a parody of all the shrieking screaming "extreme" advertisements that you see while trying to enjoy some of the few good cartoons left on television which are surprisingly, not very extreme at all (Billy and Mandy, Ed Edd n Eddy, The Simpsons) until I looked a little deeper into this and found that it's for real? Damn, shit, (and all those other words that you bleeped out in your movie).... I thought it was a joke....

Warner Brothers... how could they?

[Gang Fight 2.0]

I don't know why I liked it. I just did.

I like how the outcome is always random. I also liked the music, though I doubt that the east or west side listen to that kind of music.

[NGTTXI Group A]

That was a little one-sided, don't you think?

I saw them in the order of Sqeezy, Luis, then the Magician. I was a little disappointed in Sqeezy. After seeing nothing but stellar performance from him in his other works, this was a little bit stagnant, except for the very end part. That was cool. Luis's kicked everyone's ass. The guy seriously put some major effort into it. The Magician's part seemed like it could have been done in twenty seconds, but it felt like it dragged on way too long.

[A Demon Tale]

Very, well, artsy-like

I saw Numa Numa Dance before this, for the very first time. This is proving to be one confusing ass day for me.

[Numa Numa Dance]

I don't get it either.

It made me smirk a little bit. I think. I wasn't sure. What is it? I have to know! Can someone please help me find the funny? It's missing, and I'm sad :*(

[18 hours of my Life!]

VERY underrated

Someone of your talent seriously needs more recognition than this.

[Artificial High 3]

::blinks::

Graphics - 10 - The Graphics completely kicked my ass and made it go home crying to it's mom.

Style - 10 - Almost completely frame by frame, without any of that slacker 3D shit that you see all over the place. Just elbow grease and probably an entire pound of cocaine.

Sound - 10 - I've never heard that song, but now I want to. It rocked, and had a serious old school feel to it, much like the cartoon.

Violence - 10 - Very creative, and the way you made the blood move around like that was awesome.

Interactivity - 10 - Well... THERE'S A REPLAY BUTTON THAT DESERVES A TEN.

Humor - 10 - YEAH! The tears in my eyes were not from sadness or joy, it was just that I realized that this was probably the best flash animation I will ever see, so now there is no reason to go to Newgrounds anymore except to compare every new movie to this one, and to realize that no other movie can make me feel the way this one did. It's like I saw the light.

Overall -10 - This movie is going to cause my entire movie grading system to administer a whole new curve, because it deserved a ten in every category, and even though I am giving this a cherished, EMPHATIC five out of five, it seems empty because I rarely vote on things that suck, so that means I mostly give nothing but fives. This one deserves more. Thank you (all) for making this. It's my favorite flash of all time.

[My Games: Hot or Not?]

It wasn't bad, really.

I actually kind of liked it. I have been playing video games ever since the Nintendo console system came out in '85 (I think that was when it was). Actually I started playing when I was 4, and I'm 22 now, so I started playing them since '86 even though it came out in '85 but that was because my parents didn't want to buy me one until my birthday, which just happened to be almost a year after the launch. Nonetheless, video games have been a huge part of my life, and now they are 80 percent of my career because I work on the salesfloor of electronics at my local Wal Mart selling, you guessed it, video games.

The reviews for each game were well said, though you could have used some more pictures for a few of the games so that I could have gotten a better feel for the game. Also, you never mentioned any of the online multiplayer games, and if you did, then I probably just never heard of them. You don't seem to be a big fan of FPS's because I saw no Counterstrike or Unreal Tournament in there.

It was a little freaky that the Jinjo's mouth didn't move, but I guess that makes sense because he was wearing a costume. I don't know. I'll never know. It would have been funnier if there were more games that sucked.