Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Indiana Jones 3]

Sophmorically crude

If you really want to get these out of the way, why don't you just make one big movie instead of alot of small ones? The limit on Newgrounds is now 5mb, so you have alot of room.

[killing blossom]

Terds have more intelligence

Try eating more fish, it will give your terds brain power and they can help you think of some better movies than this. you might also want to look into learning how to use flash, because your flash is lame. Anyone can just copy the spotlight thing from the flash tutorial. And I think we all know that if he could make a spotlight thing on his own, he would probably be able to show some real animation. Not this, this was just grade school level. ::Bows head in shame:: oh, you poor mediocre flash artist. How I pity those of you with no talent. I wish I could say there was hope for you, but I can't. Please... just go away... Don't come back.

[how people get caught]

Perfect.

I really don't think there is anything that can make this movie better. I really don't know why those people keep saying,"This is shit and it's pointless." because honestly, there isn't supposed to be a point to cartoons. Think about it, has anyone ever watched the Simpsons and thought to themselves,"Their voices are so annoying and this show is utter crap. They should cancel this because I'm losing brain cells"? No, because it's quality. I really like the way their mouths synched with the words too. Good job.

[Ship, Mission: Hippie]

Rainbow textures.

The music went very well with the movie. Would you mind telling me what that song was by the way? And that's a good message you have in there: WEED KILLS!

[The People versus Windows]

Hahahahaha--no...

Quit being such a baby and accept the fact that you just made a bad movie ok? Just because you don't have alot of free time on your hands isn't an excuse to make a bad movie. What you should do is learn a few more things about flash, get a little bit more talent and just work on your movie a little bit at a time. You don't have to crank out a movie in one day, you know. Sometimes it takes weeks to do. You need to really care about and put your soul into your movies. That's the only thing that matters. I think these movies should be judged on effort too.

23681 responds:

what do you mean accept , it is crap , i was expecting the word crap to be in at least 20 of the reviews , its just irritating to see people on here who dont try and make one , even if its the worst thing theyve ever done ,

[The Death of ICP]

Wowee Kazowie

Gee, judging by the reviews I'd say that Juggalo is a homonym for illiterate down syndrome bastard with anger issues. God damn, guys. Chill out. It's just a cartoon.

[log boy #2]

That's going to give me nightmares

I keep telling myself: It's only a cartoon, it's only a cartoon....

But for some reason, that actually really hit a nerve and scared the shit out of me.
(This is coming from someone who laughed while watching "Goldilocks")

[The Song that Never Ends]

Fucking dumb.

Doesn't this belong at turd of the week?

[Mystic Island 1]

Very good.

DO THE SEQUEL, MOTHERFUCKER.

GolemCC responds:

I'm working on it. It will be out soon.
Shut up.

[X Tream Shorts-2]

Swiss made penis enlarger

Dude! That chick is naked and she's skateboarding! But why did you have to make her boobs all flat and horizontal? And couldn't you have shown just a little bit more curves on her? And she's a freak ass bald cancer patient too. Oh wait, it's a stick figure. At least he smiles the whole time. But the pandas at the end were fucking gay. Gay fucking. Fucking gay pandas. Gay pandas fucking. Cool. I'm gonna look at some panda porn now. By the way, your movie really "buffs the pickle"