Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pilot Crash]

3 is ok.

I sort of feel bad for you, since you made it to turd of the week. Hey, at least that other guy didn't get the title again. THanks for breaking his streak. THat's why I gave you a 3. YOur movie needs help.

[To Hell With The Stickme]

a 2 for you

Well, since I made my movie and everyone hated it and gave it zeroes, I figured that I could never really do such a thing to anyone else... again. I think the thing about my movie Dehydrated Mexicans was that it pissed so many people off that they voted it down and didn't really care about the aspects of it. If something pisses someone off, they vote it low. That's the way it goes. Oh yeah, and that remark about terd of the month? hahahahahah, that was funny. Whoever said that, I just want to say that was hilarious. heheh, terd of the month. Keep up the good... umm... keep up the..... ok, just work.

[The Hero]

I think I'm gonna nut!

Holy SHIT. This is sooooo flash noir that it's like.... no, I can't even really put this in a category. Everything about this was pefect. The music selection, the expressions on the guy's face... that suprise ending.. All of it. Fuck, I don't want to talk about the specific parts of the movie because I actually don't want to spoil it for others. Every second of watching this was intense and gripping action, and the only kind of stuff you find like that on newgrounds these days are in movies like "Do Not Wank" or "Brittney Spears Naked" or something lame like that. Thank you for bringing a little bit of action and suspense to this place. Oh, and the black and white gave it a great "film noir" feel to it.

[Aliens Attack]

Wow. You sure didn't try.

The only cool part about it were the subliminal messages.

[NG Sticks]

Mello Yello

Those two guys kinda look like Tom Fulp and Ross if you think about it. Actually, that's who I thought it was when I first saw it. Is that what you were going for? Was that intentional or just sort of a thing that happened and you didn't really know it?

redfxdotnet responds:

NO... just a regular guy and an ugly guy. I don't want to insult Ross!
If I drew the NG crew you'd know it... those are not exatly... uhh.. my best drawings.. hehe

[Mario's night with bowser]

the coins aren't weird.

In response to what that other dude wrote, I think the coins were thrown at mario because bowser was paying him for head. Mario doesn't suck dick for free, ya know.

flashjunke responds:

damn straight he dont! especialy not turtle dick. anyway, thank you for clearing this up for some people... The ending was slurred somewhat, and it wasnt all made clear, and I'd like to appologize for that too. This will be fixed in the remake/sequal.