It's true!

I recently watched an old VHS tape of the Speed Racer animated 1970's movie (Speed Racer and the Mammoth Car), and it's shocking how many damn times the narrator feels the need to obsessively remind you that unbeknownst to Speed, Racer X is actually Speed's older brother Rex who ran away from home many years ago.

Couldn't be better.

It was funny, weird, dark, insane, funny, unique, stylish, funny, and very entertaining and interesting. It was something for everyone, and it seemed like you really put a lot of time into writing it, and even more time into animating it. I feel like a better person after having seen it. I also really like the voice you used for Mindy's old blue phone. It sounds like Alphonze Elrich, you know, the oversized suit of armor from Full Metal Alchemist.

I was so expecting that.

laaaame.

I'm grading the effort, not the game.

The game is boring, but you did everything right, therefore you deserve a pretty high score. It just isn't very fun.

Anything will get front page these days.

Definitely want to add some recovery time after getting hit. The first time I played the game, I was killed in two seconds and I had to sit through the introduction all over again. I openly said aloud, "What the fuck?" and threw my arms out in an expression of confusion, even though there was no one else around to react. That's how strong my feeling of "What the fuck?" was.