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[Terri: Culture of Death]

I was so expecting that.

laaaame.

[Badseeds Lemonade Stand]

I'm grading the effort, not the game.

The game is boring, but you did everything right, therefore you deserve a pretty high score. It just isn't very fun.

badseed1 responds:

Try playing Marijuana Stand if you are over 18. There is more to do, this is just the "all ages" version. No guns, or hookers...

[Graveyard of Drunk Souls]

Anything will get front page these days.

Definitely want to add some recovery time after getting hit. The first time I played the game, I was killed in two seconds and I had to sit through the introduction all over again. I openly said aloud, "What the fuck?" and threw my arms out in an expression of confusion, even though there was no one else around to react. That's how strong my feeling of "What the fuck?" was.

[Ultimate Potato]

I guess this is the new standard.

And with thunderous applause, freedom dies.

[Hero fighting]

That was really fucking hard.

The stupid frog wouldn't wind up sometimes, so I died like seven times because the cheap motherfucker snuck me so many times. You should release a full version, though, because it was kinda fun. It was satisfying to kill that bastard. Since when do frogs have scorpion tails?

[Mega Snake]

Ah, nice game

This will make the front page in a matter of hours

[The Adventures of BlobBob]

My honest, honest, opinion

I turned the music off after twenty seconds of gameplay. It had to be done, but it's also a good thing because I was listening to Possum Kingdom by the Toadies, and it seemed to tie in with the game flawlessly. There are some other flash games out there which let you import your own music into the game, to be played during gameplay, but that is rather unnecessary and probably a little too much work. This is fine, really. Whatever the case may be, this is what I think of the game:

The gameplay was good, great even, but there weren't really any sound effects for anything but jumping and sometimes when you kill an enemy. Perhaps a weapon or two would have been nice, but when you collect fruit, there should have been a sound effect, like maybe a coin or something. The opening cinematic was good, not great, but good. Obviously, this is not going to be better than Alien Hominid (I can't see this going console without a lot of work) but it's a good start in terms of starting a career in video games. Just keep trying. Of course it's going to take years upon years before you get your style to end up exactly how you want it. Until then, keep working at it.

By the way, I was only able to make it to the second stage of the second world. Either I'm not that good (which is hard to say, considering I can beat every Punch Out game without even losing a match, and I beat the original Super Mario Brothers in less than four hours) or you made your levels impossible to beat. Either way, I was disappointed because I wanted to see how it all ended. Maybe I'll give it another try.

Seriously, add more sounds, more special effects, and try to make it more sonically and visually appealing. It shouldn't be too hard. It's already like 72% of the way there.

[Snow Fight 3.0]

I actually like the old one better

And what the FUCK is up with those enormous giant-sized kids anyway? A snowball fight is one thing, but fighting six 10-foot monster mutant radioactive kids is a little unfair.

[Weltling Dressup]

Best dressup game yet.

I like the spectrum of characters you had in there, seeing as how every one of them come from my favorite movies. Apparently, you too are a fan of serious cult classics. It makes me want to rush out and buy a copy of HOATC and FALILV right away. That's House of a Thousand Corpses and Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, but I wrote them abbreviated so that it would save that time it would have taken for me to write them out. Most of the points come from all the wonderful memories I have from watching the movies shown here. I really don't know how I was able to get all the characters either. I guess I just knew. I got 'the dude' by accident, and I placed the cigarette in the guy's mouth correctly by accident as well. Pinhead I had to go online and research. All in all, I got three or four characters by blind luck. It took me a few tries of walking away from here and coming back days later for me to realize that the one guy was ichi the killer. Thanks for reminding me of some kickass movies.

[IM ATTACK!!]

This is the most frustrating game ever.

Oh, but it's so addictive. So very addictive.