I'm grading the effort, not the game.
The game is boring, but you did everything right, therefore you deserve a pretty high score. It just isn't very fun.
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I'm grading the effort, not the game.
The game is boring, but you did everything right, therefore you deserve a pretty high score. It just isn't very fun.
Try playing Marijuana Stand if you are over 18. There is more to do, this is just the "all ages" version. No guns, or hookers...
Unplayable
I'm no noob, but I know what I like. Sure, this "game" had alot of elements to it, but you need to remember that not everyone has ultra-super-fast government computers capable of launching rockets into outer space and getting coordinates of Mars. It played like a slideshow, even in low quality. Don't say it's because my computer sucks, because most of the movies on Newgrounds are at least playable. You need to fix that. BADLY.
How could you give me an overall rating of zero when the average of the other six ratings come to 5.3?
GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP!!!
It's a great game and I like it, but for the love of fuck, please stop that relentless trotting noise. After 8 levels I felt like shooting myself. And the worst part is that I can't turn it off because I need to hear for falling objects.
Level 8! Not too shabby! Maybe I'll take out the gallops and replace it with some looping N-Sync music.
Me: Dave, if we don't start making funny, high-quality, and life affirming animation that gets us recognized, we are going to be stuck working at Wal Mart for the rest of our lives! Dave: We're Doomed...
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