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[6 more dead babie uses]

Inventive

Is there a reason for why every one of your dead babies look ominously similar to Nailbunny?

Good flash, a little short lived but good nonetheless.

[Divine Intervention pt. 1]

Absolutely Brilliant

Most of all, I loved the music, and the way it fits in with the priest's image while he is walking down the street. I love that strut. He's all walking down the street like, "Yeah, I know I'm the shit," while trippy new wave music plays. Man, as soon as I saw the guy walk out with his gun all ready, I knew that this game was going to be practically farting style. You cannot get any more stylish than the priest. He's like James Bond but he's not very much into covert operations. James Bond tries not to be seen, wheras The Priest pretty much walks into broad daylight and shoots little kids in the forehead. They're different people, but very similar. Anyway, Priest certainly has NG Mascot potential. He should replace the Shotgun Man as the mascot for Assassin anyway.

[Bloody Rage]

Amazing

This game looks Portal Fighter look like a festering bowl of dog snot. This game seems to run a tad slowly on my comp, but that's my processor's fault and not your's. I've been a fan of your work ever since Cokehead came out. You have definately come a long way, and for that, you deserve my straight 10's score. Way to go.

[y my 6th movie]

But I'm not a coward.

For some reason, the zombies don't seem to react when I draw my gun and shoot them. In fact, when I try to shoot them, nothing happens at all. I think you need to fix the targeting engine because nothing seems to happen when I try to shoot them. Fix it. NOW!

The zombies seem friendly to me. In fact, it looks like they just want a hug.

[|337 Invaders]

Unplayable

I'm no noob, but I know what I like. Sure, this "game" had alot of elements to it, but you need to remember that not everyone has ultra-super-fast government computers capable of launching rockets into outer space and getting coordinates of Mars. It played like a slideshow, even in low quality. Don't say it's because my computer sucks, because most of the movies on Newgrounds are at least playable. You need to fix that. BADLY.

Davidus responds:

How could you give me an overall rating of zero when the average of the other six ratings come to 5.3?

[Liisa's Fashion]

I really don't want to be a jerk.

But it just seems kind of complicated. There is such a thing as making something "too complex" and I wasn't going to try to worm my way around that menu system for that. I'm sorry, but it just didn't appeal to me. Maybe there was a part that told me how to work it, I don't know. I didn't really give it much time. I have a cable modem, so I didn't have to sit and wait for it to load. Why did I say that? I don't know. Maybe I'm hinting at the ridiculous file size. ok, well, umm.... this doesn't deserve to be blammed, since you really did put so much effort into it.

[Help Herman 3: SKATING!!!]

It wasn't bad. It's just not good.

You did have a pretty good concept of the game. I thought that it was kind of innovative the way you had him do a trick, because it added a little challenge to the game. I put in some humor points because of that anemic, leukemia patient who says "Go..." before you have to do a trick. I also laughed at the third trick because when I messed up, my character seemed to grow a big red beard which covered his entire body, and then he meowed like a retarded cat and great a great big Ronald McDonald afro, like some kind of McWerecat. If you knew how to draw, this woudl have done better.

[Damnation: DooM Game e1m1]

Thank you very much!

Great Game. It is exactly what I wanted. I'm just shocked that I heard the same loop that I used in Manic Depressive Man 5 (It's not done yet, but I wanted to tell you so that you wouldn't think I was copying off you). I love this game. Thank you for making it.

[the skullkid]

NG keeps fucking this up

This is the third time I tried reviewing it. I am fucking dedicated.

Do you work in an office building? Anyway, nice job. Level one was good because it really was just like a relaxing stroll. I liked how it all took place in a workplace - because it adds to the tension. You really did put alot of work into this game. After beating the big boss, I feel like having spaghetti.

[Alien Hominid]

It's just like Earthworm Jim.

Oh boo hoo, this game is too hard. Waaa Waaa I die every time I get shot. Waaaa there's too many bad guys. Yeah, well if it's too hard for you, here's an idea. Go outside once in a while, you puss oozing fuckwhips. Instead of crying about how you can't get the powerup and win the game, why don't you do something constructive with your life? For starters, why not make music? Or why don't you make a movie of your own? Maybe even a website where you kill celebrities? I'm just sick of hearing all of this "The Game Is Too Hard" bullshit. No, the game isn't too hard because I beat it. Maybe you all are just shitty at videogames and you can't beat it because you are too uncoordinated. Or retarded. As for you, Synj (And Tom... I guess. After all, he did make the game. Synj really just made the art) why are you letting your talent go to waste here? Don't you think you should take up a career in game designing? Maybe you can bring back the lost art of 2 dimensional platformers and cels that are actually drawn instead of polygons. Polygons are fucking boring. I mean, the pay on NG is shit, and no matter what anyone ever does on newgrounds ever, they will always receive at least one zero. Even if it's a work of art like this. And you'll probably get called "Fag" or "Motherfucker" for free entertainment. You're giving them a game for free, and it pisses them off because as one put it "This Sucks." Maybe you should make everyone pay money for these really high class movies, and then see if they still hate you for trying to entertain them. Yeah, I'm verbose, but god damn it I have alot on my mind.