Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MY-TIMES]

What can I say?

I like that random, crazy crap that makes no sense. I mean, a bird shitting on someone's head and making a nuclear explosion on impact? It's smart, but the filesize is way too big. I use a cable modem, so that doesn't matter to me. I just think you should have used your little brain some more. That was stupid, but it made me laugh so I gave it a 2.

[Tribute To Animators]

10 for violence? That's just crazy!

I know it's not violent or interactive, but I have to really say that this flash touched me in a way that I haven't been touched in a while. No, I'm not talking about my gym coach, or the creepy old man at the bus stop. Just... thank you.

[LUCHADOR'S DREAM]

That was poetry, man, poetry

Something tells me that you dreamed this. That was a pleasure to watch. Parts of it moved on kind of slowly, like dragging. However, the music and some of the visuals were kind of psychadelic. Oh, and let me not forget !!!SHIT!!! I laughed so much I felt like I was going to !!!SHIT!!!

[Paper Wars]

They don't get it?

I don't understand how anyone could actually not "get" the part when he's shooting the sunglasses stick with the scribble gun. It makes me wonder how most ng users even have the intelligence to log on in the first place. The movie was great, the animation was great, not fantastic, but great. The story was nonlinear, and it didn't really make alot of sense but it did follow a basic plot. I liked it. Oh, and I understand it too. Note: If you don't understand a movie, it's not because there was something wrong with the movie, it's because you are a moron.

[Valentinez Day Special]

In case you forgot...

This is newgrounds.com. The entire reason anyone ever puts movies up here ever is so that they WILL be judged. If you just wanted to dedicate this to Jamie, then you should have just made it into an exe file and sent it to him/her. You really can't be too suprised that this is terd of the week.

[BEEBO Part 4]

That was some funny shit

Man, I was actually laughing out loud when they met the "Guardian of Heaven" and stuff. I think he sounded alot like John Kricalufski when he talked. Have you ever seen The Ripping Friends? Well, he reminded me of that. Fantastic. Kinda makes me want to get back to work on my meaningless projects too.

[SHS]

Animutation is alot better

I've recently seen alot of Neil Cicierega's work up here, and I have to say that he is alot more talented. If you want to see something like this, then watch either of the pokeraps. Earth Vs. Funk is the best one ever. However, for pure unbridled goodness, watch "Life is like a mop" because that is great stuff. I just think that this one was sort of like a shoddy attempt at animutation. They just need to try harder.

[Tales of the Scarecrow]

Nice Graphics

Folks, the only thing that makes this the "Best movie on newgrounds" is that it's in 3d. There really isn't much more than that going for it. If you take away the graphics, it's really just sort of "eehh..."

[Space Mutiny: MST3K Names]

I really do love MST3K

And I remember this episode. It makes me wish that MST3K wasn't on only once a week.

[Gettin Bagged on a rail!!]

I don't really understand what is wrong with it.

Turd of the week? Come on, it is not that bad. There is far worse shit out there.