Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vietnam Recruitment Tape]

MY EYES!!!!

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

And yes, The Joker does make sexual comments at me, and it's very annoying.

Oh man that was great. It was like SNL, only funny.

Except, you used the same music that I used in Tales From The Dumpster 5 in the intro. Whatever. At least I reached someone.

Very good movie.

Ryan-Wolven responds:

Smack him out!!
same music? great minds think alike

[story of a loser]

That was the fucken poop.

That means I liked it. It doesn't really need a sequel, even though it does seem like it ended a little abruptly. But I guess it can suffice to say that things pretty much went downhill from there. I like the character, though, he has mass appeal. Just a clumsy, silent, young dumb kid who seems to be shit on all the time. How can you go wrong with a protagonist like that?

[Newgrounds 10th Tribute]

It really deserves a 10, I'm not being subversive.

The whole thing really showed effort, even if each individual thing was less than ten seconds long, sometimes even less than one second. Still. It was neato.

Ah, I can even remember my very first experience with Newgrounds, back when I was but a wide-eyed youngster just entering High School. My friend Will (who has since grown apart from me and could even be dead for all I know) got into this site called Goofball, which featured everything from games to animal porn. Being the curious 13 year old that I was, I was all about it. So one of the games featured was Pico's School, and that was about the time that I realized that the beginning, end, and everything in the middle was going to be all about Newgrounds. It even inspired me to take up flash animation myself, and maybe one day I will make something watchable.

[Salad Weebl]

Oh... the pain...

It's like you tied me to a chair, taped my eyelids open, and raped my grandmother before my horrified eyes for two minutes. I am shaken, broken, and hurt beyond repair. You have destroyed my mind. Nice going, you jerk. It's going to take years to clean these scars because you PISSED in them.

[The Love]

Cover your mouth when you *couch*

I wonder why the filesize was so massive.

Anyway, you forgot to tie up some loose ends. What happens to the homeless guy? What is up with Link? It just sort of stops, and that's it. I figured it would have gone on longer, considering the massive 4mb load.

Mncedzisi responds:

accualy i'm npot sure about the massive ness. it was made with flash 5 i guess

[Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.3]

I don't love you. I respect you.

Nah, don't put it on TV because after 20 episodes, the series would stop being funny... unless it's Family Guy which blows my fucking mind.

The part with Maddox was hysterical, though, I don't think Maddox would ever wear the color pink. Ever. Except, he's pretty hardcore so maybe he would. Just because if you are a pink pirate, you have to be ready to kick a ton of ass.

Overwhelming awesomeness. Glad to see episode 3 really did come out, and yet, 2 was just funnier to me. I guess this one was just too... I dunno.... predictable. The one dude looks better now that he doesn't have a 'fro anymore and went back to the oldskool hairstyle.

[Tom Cruise Gets Wet!]

Cruise was "cool" about. Hah! Because he was wet

You guys make the funniest shit ever. Sure Tom Cruise should have gotten pissed, but arresting the guys who did it? Come on. You can't 'assault' someone by spashing them. People in New York shoot each other in the legs and get let off scot free because it wasn't intended to kill the guy. What, is Tom Cruise made of paint, and he dissolves when he comes into contact with water? I'd really like to see how the legal system can justify that.

Defend Tom Cruise all you want, but he really doesn't give a shit either way. I'm sure he's crying in his solid gold bed in his billion dollar mansion, next to his hot supermodel wife. Wait, no, he doesn't have to cry. He can pay his butler to cry for him.

[Crackmanizze]

Yeah

That's nice dude, ummmm... I hope that all works out for you.