Kurt-Reznor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

Nice and cute.

It was cute. Maybe a little bit too cute. But that's okay. I really liked this one, but I'm afraid I liked the Razoric version better. Mainly because it brought the elements of drama in there and the music fitted alot more with the whole atrocity of war thing. And also that one had a thicker plot. I'm not putting you down, just saying I liked the other one better. Randy Solem, you have competition. You and Razoric make excellent rivals.

Randy-Solem responds:

A plot you say? I didn't even know this had an ounce of plot! Who cares about a video game parody plot anyway? Do you watch pornos for the plot! Hell know! You watch them for the quality of the acting! And me and Razoric are not rivals, we are a team...and the day we become rivals, uhhh...nothing will happen.

[Meet Luther Lohr]

I'm first!!!!!

That was pretty funny. I like those kinds of flash movies that are just a bunch of weird stuff that doesn't make sense. The large file size would account for not compressing that sound file, though. But that song was cool. What was it?

Inim responds:

I dunno.
Lol.

[The People versus Windows]

Hahahahaha--no...

Quit being such a baby and accept the fact that you just made a bad movie ok? Just because you don't have alot of free time on your hands isn't an excuse to make a bad movie. What you should do is learn a few more things about flash, get a little bit more talent and just work on your movie a little bit at a time. You don't have to crank out a movie in one day, you know. Sometimes it takes weeks to do. You need to really care about and put your soul into your movies. That's the only thing that matters. I think these movies should be judged on effort too.

23681 responds:

what do you mean accept , it is crap , i was expecting the word crap to be in at least 20 of the reviews , its just irritating to see people on here who dont try and make one , even if its the worst thing theyve ever done ,

[Mystic Island 1]

Very good.

DO THE SEQUEL, MOTHERFUCKER.

GolemCC responds:

I'm working on it. It will be out soon.
Shut up.

[R.I.P Tony Danza]

I wonder what it's like to fuck in outer space....

I know Tony Danza isn't really dead. It's amazing how many people believed you. You're fucked up, but I like you. If men learn how to have babies, I'm going to name my girl NOOOOO0

NOOO0 responds:

You guys says the nicest things...
*dabs tears*
*dies of the fuck*
ENJOY

[One Day in Nintendoland]

Malo means "awful" in Spanish.

The movie was ok I guess. I just wanted to point that out in my one line summary.

DanMalo responds:

"Malo" means BAD. As In One BAD-ASS MUTHA' FUCKA!!! ....or not.

[Moonwalker (VGDC Flick)]

Randly Solem is the MAN!!

Well, I'm not really going to say it was "The funniest" or "The sickest" or "The most disturbing" because I've seen other stuff like this. Actually, well, most of newgrounds is this kind of stuff. Still Randy, you do have a certain, how do you say this,..."Gene se qua" about your movies. They're always short, funny, and whimsical if you ask me. I thought it was funny how you put bubbles in Mario's jumpsuit. I don't think anyone else really got that. Hell, maybe it was unintentional. I just notice these things alot. Well anyway, it's always a pleasure seeing a VGDC on the top 5 of the day because it sort of gives newgrounds a "hearty, homely, familiar" feeling. And you're right. Michael Jackson probably never DID go through puberty.

Randy-Solem responds:

About, Mario's overalls on Bubbles...that's the way the little ass scratcher appears in the game, but uh..yeh...I made him to match Mario...yeh that's it..but thanks for the compliments!

[NG Sticks]

Mello Yello

Those two guys kinda look like Tom Fulp and Ross if you think about it. Actually, that's who I thought it was when I first saw it. Is that what you were going for? Was that intentional or just sort of a thing that happened and you didn't really know it?

redfxdotnet responds:

NO... just a regular guy and an ugly guy. I don't want to insult Ross!
If I drew the NG crew you'd know it... those are not exatly... uhh.. my best drawings.. hehe

[Mario's night with bowser]

the coins aren't weird.

In response to what that other dude wrote, I think the coins were thrown at mario because bowser was paying him for head. Mario doesn't suck dick for free, ya know.

flashjunke responds:

damn straight he dont! especialy not turtle dick. anyway, thank you for clearing this up for some people... The ending was slurred somewhat, and it wasnt all made clear, and I'd like to appologize for that too. This will be fixed in the remake/sequal.