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[Portal Fighter II]

You're not cool, but your movie is.

Yes, yes yes. You've probably received all the fan mail in the world about,"OMG YOU KICK ASS" by kids who enjoy your game. And yes, your game is the best thing in the internet. However, this is no reason to get a swelled head. See, you're just like me, and like that guy over there. The only difference between us is that you happen to know alot about actionscript and coding. And you probably have more patience. But you're not some kind of great and all powerful being just because you know how to make a great game. If that were true, then that guy who invented Crimsonland would be a pimp. You're not a pimp, and neither am I. I just don't want you to get too cocky. I am not trying to disrespect you or run you into the ground. I'm not some asshole who just goes online to go into forums and post,"UR A F@GET" in order to give myself an erection, I'm not like that. I only want to remind you that you're just human like all of us. You're not even making any money from this, and I doubt this game will get you laid. It's kind of a hollow victory isn't it? This game changes nothing about real life.

Oh, make a character for Excessive Violence Man. He's in Manic Depressive Man 4, and he has a Jack Nicholson complex. Tom hates me, so he won't feature any of the MDM's even though I made four of them (so far). I don't know why he hates me. Please don't hate me. Please?
...... please? :'-(

raitendo responds:

I am cool but my game isn't all that, to be honest. My coolness has nothing to do with my flash-skills.

[The Suicide Bomber Game]

I don't get what all the fuss is about

I know, it's just a demo. I really don't like demo's but this was fun I guess. For about a half a minute. I sort of just lost interest. Anyway, I guess it will be more fun when it is done.

[Pol]

GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP!!!

It's a great game and I like it, but for the love of fuck, please stop that relentless trotting noise. After 8 levels I felt like shooting myself. And the worst part is that I can't turn it off because I need to hear for falling objects.

preshing responds:

Level 8! Not too shabby! Maybe I'll take out the gallops and replace it with some looping N-Sync music.

[DK Project: Stop the POP!]

The important thing is that you tried.

As a game, it isn't really all that fun. I mean, it's repetitive and it doesn't really keep my attention span for very long. Don't get me wrong, I love DKP and all, but you really should have made the game in a different kind of style. Moving back and forth collecting cd's isn't the ideal gaming platform for me. To put it simply, this was a boring game.

[you pick portal music v.1]

3 and 4

Ignore the points I gave for the reviewing. I was just filling out whatever. Anyway, it would sound really good if it started out with #3 and if it would sort of turn into #4 and then go back again. Just combine those two music loops like that and it would sound very pleasing. Everything else was way too fast and furious, and the portal is supposed to be a calming relaxing experience for those of us who just got home from work and want to unwind, or if we're about to go to work and we need to calm our nerves. Thank you.
-Mr. Self Destruct.

[shooting]

It's ok.

Well, there's no real point to this. You don't really have alot of interactivity. It needed more choices and basically just something to make it different at all.

[Kill Old Man from Zelda!!]

Another Video game movie... great.

I still dont' see why this ranked higher than dehydrated mexicans...

[Kill The GAP Models]

An Astonishing Panorama Of The Endtimes

I say, that was the most rewarding experience I have ever had while playing an assassins mission. You used the sound file in with the movie perfectly, even when you got the crowds and crowds of people. Alothough, a group of people really shouldn't count for only one kill but...eh. Anyway, this was just great and it was difficult too, which is something you don't see too often either.

[Generic Zombie Shoota 1.1]

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You spelled "it" wrong,other than that it was pretty good.

[The Martin]

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I voted a 10 so I wouldn't fuck up your score. For some reason, the thing loaded up all the way, but still wouldn't play.