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[Badseeds Lemonade Stand]

I'm grading the effort, not the game.

The game is boring, but you did everything right, therefore you deserve a pretty high score. It just isn't very fun.

badseed1 responds:

Try playing Marijuana Stand if you are over 18. There is more to do, this is just the "all ages" version. No guns, or hookers...

[|337 Invaders]

Unplayable

I'm no noob, but I know what I like. Sure, this "game" had alot of elements to it, but you need to remember that not everyone has ultra-super-fast government computers capable of launching rockets into outer space and getting coordinates of Mars. It played like a slideshow, even in low quality. Don't say it's because my computer sucks, because most of the movies on Newgrounds are at least playable. You need to fix that. BADLY.

Davidus responds:

How could you give me an overall rating of zero when the average of the other six ratings come to 5.3?

[Portal Fighter II]

You're not cool, but your movie is.

Yes, yes yes. You've probably received all the fan mail in the world about,"OMG YOU KICK ASS" by kids who enjoy your game. And yes, your game is the best thing in the internet. However, this is no reason to get a swelled head. See, you're just like me, and like that guy over there. The only difference between us is that you happen to know alot about actionscript and coding. And you probably have more patience. But you're not some kind of great and all powerful being just because you know how to make a great game. If that were true, then that guy who invented Crimsonland would be a pimp. You're not a pimp, and neither am I. I just don't want you to get too cocky. I am not trying to disrespect you or run you into the ground. I'm not some asshole who just goes online to go into forums and post,"UR A F@GET" in order to give myself an erection, I'm not like that. I only want to remind you that you're just human like all of us. You're not even making any money from this, and I doubt this game will get you laid. It's kind of a hollow victory isn't it? This game changes nothing about real life.

Oh, make a character for Excessive Violence Man. He's in Manic Depressive Man 4, and he has a Jack Nicholson complex. Tom hates me, so he won't feature any of the MDM's even though I made four of them (so far). I don't know why he hates me. Please don't hate me. Please?
...... please? :'-(

raitendo responds:

I am cool but my game isn't all that, to be honest. My coolness has nothing to do with my flash-skills.

[Pol]

GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP!!!

It's a great game and I like it, but for the love of fuck, please stop that relentless trotting noise. After 8 levels I felt like shooting myself. And the worst part is that I can't turn it off because I need to hear for falling objects.

preshing responds:

Level 8! Not too shabby! Maybe I'll take out the gallops and replace it with some looping N-Sync music.