Kurt-Reznor's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Online Burp Machine/Mixer]

For some reason, I have to piss now

That was good. Sickening, but good. Hold on, I need to run to the bathroom. Ok I'm back. All things considered, this was great.

[tuna fish]

Very nice

Considering all of the evil, vile, debasement going on at newgrounds, it is nice to see a breath of fresh air with this. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy seeing nudity and violence splattered around on my computer screen, and of course, the occasional decapitation is pretty nice. I'm also wondering if I'll ever get to see any beastiality on this website. I mean, sure we've gotten to see pogo fuck a sheep in the FDA megamix, but so far no one else has tried it. So anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, good job. Your movies are excellent and I hope to see more in the future. I still have the image of a flower jerking off burned into the tissue of my brain.

[Super Mario Scene Creator]

nice job

Well Randy, being a big fan of your work I must say that this is pretty well done. I like the idea of taking old school games and giving them a new twist. I'd sort of like to see you do something a little recent maybe though. Try something with tomb raider or duke nukem or something. Well just a thought.

[Kill Eminem]

suh weet

This rocked. It's not too often that you see much anti-em shit on newgrounds. (Well not any good ones anyway). I liked how you took some excerpts from "nuttin but a bitch thang" it's great. This should rank high in the portal. Well done.

[Africa Wars-Ethiopia]

nice

I'm suprised that with only 282kb, you were able to make this kickass game. Keep it goin.

[Surgery from hell (fixed)]

Lots of fun

That was fun, but I think some looping music would have helped. And some of the guys sort of seem like they liked it. Maybe that red stuff coming out of them isn't blood...

[Sesame St.Life (demo)]

it fucked up

Ok, I would have given this an 8 only if you would have fixed a few problems. See, when you ask oscar the grouch "what's up" he just keeps telling you to get the fuck outta his face and he doesn't stop. Then, when you click "fine" he just says the same stuff and it pops up again. So when you fix this stuff and make the full version, it will indeed kick ass. Personally, I think this should be in "parody paradise" because there are like a hundred parodies of street life now.

[Crazy Bone Toss!]

wow

For someone who can't draw, you did a pretty good job. What I want to know is how you got the 3d thing going with the mallet. It's pretty damn spiffy.

[Attraction (chick pickup)]

You make this look so easy

Dude, I can't believe it. You made a kickass game, used nearly no animation, and did it all with using less than 200kb. I just sent in a movie and it took almost 1MB and It was just a little bit over a minute long. Well, keep up the good work, guy. You rule.

[EXTREME Baby Racing!]

um, good work or something

That wasn't really all too bad I guess. It's nice to see a little effort put into these things for a change and I'm glad you did. But personally, I think you could have done better. Well, enjoy your 15 minutes of shame.